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Best Christmas Cookies Ever!

Post by Linda on December 8th 2009, 3:47 pm

Best Christmas Cookies Ever:




1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.


Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS


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Re: Best Christmas Cookies Ever!

Post by d-knots on December 10th 2009, 12:02 am

oMG!
I haven't laughed so drunk
since my reality.....LOL
Thank You

I'm gonna share this!
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Re: Best Christmas Cookies Ever!

Post by parrotlover100 on December 18th 2009, 6:16 pm

that was the funniest recipe story i have ever read i loved it

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Re: Best Christmas Cookies Ever!

Post by Spirit-Being on December 18th 2009, 6:23 pm

I haven't laughed that much in quite a while Thumb

I would like to share this too.

Making people laugh is truly a gift

Thank You you have made my day Linda Loves

Many Blessings

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