One day....
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One day....
by Linda September 24th 2009, 8:26 pm
One day, a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: Holy Sh*t! a Talking Chicken!"
here is one more little funny...
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her dad. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake, while her dad is getting his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too!"
here is one more little funny...
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her dad. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake, while her dad is getting his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too!"
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Re: One day....
by Spirit-Being September 25th 2009, 1:19 pm
These are really funny Linda i read them last night and got a chuckle 
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Re: One day....
by Voyager September 28th 2009, 6:20 am
Hehe... Out of the mouths of babes comes... FUN! (And often embarrassment for everyone else - but ya gotta laugh!)
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Re: One day....
by parrotlover100 September 28th 2009, 12:27 pm
ha ha ,that was was cute.thank you for sharing the story.it put a smile on my face. 
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