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Post by mia on July 24th 2013, 4:52 pm

*JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After

a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for

cold milk?*'



MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she

was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you

don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'



*STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much

that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

**

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain

to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it

was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with

wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'



**SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please

don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'**

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I

cost?'



MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing

in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why

is he whispering in her mouth?'



** CLINTON ** (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom

asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll

happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'



JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife

looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What

happened to the flea?'



**TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather

wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,

'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?

**

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...this particular Sunday

sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but

dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was

listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little

four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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Re: Kids Funnies

Post by ATouchofHeart on July 24th 2013, 7:05 pm

I needed those laughs..........my favorite is...........

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain

to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it


was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with

wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


Thanks Mia
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