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The Science of Hell

Post by Elrick on February 13th 2013, 7:28 am

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when It expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, Which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, It will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop Until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Felicia during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... Leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Felicia who would never make a statement on a subject matter without empirical understanding of its manifestation, kept shouting 'Oh God...Oh God...Oh God...'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.


~*~

Be well
Elrick

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Post by Skydancer on March 25th 2013, 12:56 pm

hahah! Love it!
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Post by mia on March 25th 2013, 1:43 pm

That lad will go far ...... especially in sales ......

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Post by Aussiepom on March 26th 2013, 7:33 am

I think the only hell I have ever heard about is one of the lower planes of the spirit world.
Where those spirits go like Adolf Hitler from world war 2.
Plus many others who lived their physical lives by cruelty and bad Kharma.
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Post by Taurus20 on March 26th 2013, 6:46 pm

lol! (((((Elrick)))))
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