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Post by Linda on July 8th 2011, 3:53 pm

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND." "I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER. PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER. HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."


(-: received via email today, it made me chuckle, hope it does you too!
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Post by Vanilla2 on July 9th 2011, 2:20 am

Good one Linda, that made me laugh. Wave

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Post by d-knots on July 9th 2011, 2:58 pm

LOL.... Surf
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Post by Linda on July 9th 2011, 3:16 pm

it made me chuckle too, glad you two enjoyed it (-:
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Post by peaceandkarma on July 9th 2011, 8:07 pm

Two Nuns driving down the road in a car. All of a sudden a Vampire jumps onto the windsreen. One Nun says to the other, "Quick show him your cross, show him your cross"

So the other Nun shouts out the window "Get off the @~*%ing car you ~@+!"
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Post by Vanilla2 on July 10th 2011, 6:44 am

Hmm, she sure was cross, wasnt she. lol!

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Post by d-knots on July 11th 2011, 9:54 pm

LOL ..... Surf
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Post by Linda on July 12th 2011, 11:38 am

hee hee (-;
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