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Sayings by MAXINE....

Post by Linda on July 3rd 2010, 4:37 pm

"Thought about taking up snowboarding, but then I figured, why not just ram my butt into a tree and save that long trip to the mountains."

"Do you know the best way to heal dry, chapped lips? Stop moving them."

"Some people have all the luck. They're called cheaters."

"This may be the year I get implants. Or I may just stick with my original teeth."

"So what if hula dancers can tell a story with their hands. I can tell a story with just one finger."

"Things even out. I don't look as good naked as I used to, and guys my age don't see as well as they used to."

"There should be support groups for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty."

"I was going to try out one of those flavored lipsticks, but they didn't have "burrito"."

"When I call it a "Girls Night Out", what I mean is that I'm not going to wear a bra."

"Enjoyment is an everyday Occurrence!"

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Re: Sayings by MAXINE....

Post by Vanilla2 on July 3rd 2010, 4:43 pm

This one made me laugh the most............

"Thought about taking up snowboarding, but then I figured, why not just ram my butt into a tree and save that long trip to the mountains."

Still laughing as I picture myself doing just that flower


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