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No Offense, but this joke made me laugh out loud

Post by Linda on April 29th 2010, 5:53 pm

"After sex the guy turns to the woman and says "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time." She says to him, "If I knew you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."

hope I didn't cross the line with this one, but it hit my funnybone so much, I wanted you to laugh too (-:
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Re: No Offense, but this joke made me laugh out loud

Post by Serenity - Dawn on April 29th 2010, 6:03 pm

Oh, that is funny LInda! lol!

Glad you posted it..
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Post by Wind-Dancer on April 29th 2010, 9:18 pm

good one linda

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Post by Spirit-Being on May 3rd 2010, 3:47 pm

Had to think for a minute, after i figured it out i was laughing Laughing

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Post by mia on May 3rd 2010, 4:14 pm

Lol SB, that was as funny as the joke! lol

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Post by Spirit-Being on May 3rd 2010, 4:32 pm

I actually reread my post and it made me laugh also lol

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Post by mia on May 3rd 2010, 4:54 pm

lol SB
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Re: No Offense, but this joke made me laugh out loud

Post by Linda on February 8th 2013, 7:59 pm

I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS JOKE, THE REMARKS MADE ME LOL AGAIN!
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Re: No Offense, but this joke made me laugh out loud

Post by Taurus20 on February 18th 2013, 6:28 pm

Cute joke Linda! I was reading through the post and found it and thought. Now I know why I was led Good Post this board, my kind of joke!

I forget them as fast as I hear them, but my husband is great at telling them.

Nice meeting you and everyone, look forward to making this my new second home.

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Re: No Offense, but this joke made me laugh out loud

Post by Linda on February 19th 2013, 11:16 am

Hello and Welcome Taurus20, I am glad you got a kick out of the joke, I hesitated posting it, but then I thought, I gotta post it, it hit my funny bone, and as they say..."Laughter is the best medicine". (-: affraid Linda
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