My experience at a Renaissance Festival

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My experience at a Renaissance Festival

Post by Linda on February 22nd 2010, 7:05 pm

Hi friends, I want to share a true little story.

I took my husband to his first Renaissance Festival. Our first stop was the beer booth. We were waiting in line, and he noticed the server's boobies were pushed up and almost out of her top. He asked me "Does she know her boobs are showing like that?" I told him yes, that was the custom back in the Renaissance days." He said to me "I like this place!"
When it was his turn to order, The server asked him "My Lord, what is your pleasure?" He said to the server "I would like 2 bud lights Mam"
She told him "My Lord, Do not address me as mam, call me WINCH"
He turned to me and asked if it was ok to call her that, I said yes.
He turned to her and said "All right BITCH, give me to bud lights"
she said "WINCH! WINCH!
hee, hee. he had never heard of Winch, and thought she said Bitch. (-:
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Re: My experience at a Renaissance Festival

Post by d-knots on February 22nd 2010, 9:10 pm

LOL .....
suppose one can have an accent
while reinacting the Renaissance....LOL
have mercy!
here's sending blessings for hubby and you!
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Post by Vanilla2 on February 23rd 2010, 6:59 am

Ha ha Linda thats a funny story, just want to correct you on one point if I may, think the correct word is "Wench"

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Post by Serenity - Dawn on February 23rd 2010, 10:03 am

Linda, I can't stop laughing!!!!!

What a great story!!!
Blesssing to you and your husband.. Love It
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Post by WhiteShaman on February 24th 2010, 8:02 am

Awesome! Smile
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Post by 23luda23 on March 3rd 2010, 2:38 am

That is the first time i really laugh today. Thank you for that Laughing I must visit this place some day.
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Post by Spirit-Being on March 5th 2010, 8:55 pm

That was really funny, hope she understood that it was an accident. It can happen to anyone i have heard the term wench before, but do not know the meaning of it, i think ill look it up and find out what it means.

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